So There's This Thing Called "Conflux"

Went to the prerelease. Good times. My sealed deck:

CRITTERS (15):
1 Jund Battlemage
1 Wild Nacatl
1 Nacatl Outlander
1 Rockslide Elemental
1 Vithian Stinger
1 Beacon Behemoth
1 Cylian Sunsinger
1 Rhox Bodyguard
1 Knight of the Skyward Eye
1 Bull Cerodon
1 Blood Cultist
1 Rhox Meditant
1 Hissing Iguanar
1 Sacellum Archers
1 Nacatl Hunt-Pride

NON-CRITTER SPELLS (8):
1 Magma Spray
1 Skeletonize
1 Resounding Silence
1 Obelisk of Esper
1 Fiery Fall
1 Dragon Fodder
1 Resounding Roar
1 Banefire

LANDS (17):
1 Grixis Panorama
1 Swamp
7 Mountains
5 Forests
3 Plains

SIDEBOARD (i.e. all the other cards in my sealed pool):
1 Naturalize
1 Scattershot Archer
1 Blightning
1 Canyon Minotaur
1 Goblin Outlander
1 Sylvan Bounty
1 Viscera Dragger
1 Vein Drinker
1 Kaleidostone
1 Goblin Deathraiders
1 Gustrider Exuberant
1 Darklit Gargoyle
1 Court Homunculus
2 Wretched Banquet
1 Deathgreeter
1 Infectious Horror (I really want to see someone play this guy)
2 Fleshformer
1 Glaze Fiend
2 Rotting Rats
1 Esper Cormorants
1 Godtoucher
1 Viashino Skeleton
1 Bloodthorn Taunter
1 Corrupted Roots
1 Demon's Herald
1 Resounding Scream
1 Zombie Outlander
1 Protomatter Powder
1 Traumatic Visions
1 Resounding Wave
1 Vectis Silencers
1 Fusion Elemental
1 Aven Squire
1 Jhessian Lookout (foil)
1 Tortoise Formation
2 Controlled Instincts
1 Grixis Illusionist
1 Etherium Sculptor
1 Asha's Favor
1 Maniacal Rage
1 Onyx Goblet
1 Frontline Sage
1 Sedraxis Alchemist
1 Quenchable Fire
1 Parasitic Strix
1 Resounding Roar
2 Worldly Counsel
1 Fire-Field Ogre
1 Kiss of the Amesha
1 Countersquall
1 Kederekt Creeper
1 Obelisk of Grixis

I went 4-0. Sacellum Archers is a hoss.

"I kill you a little"















That's not to say, of course, that the other cards in this deck are bad. Not in the least. They just ain't as a-fucking-mazing.

Useful, but not sicknasty















I did play one game where Rockslide Elemental got up to a 15/15. But that's another story.