Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Card of the Day - Incurable Bloodmage

Bloodmites are a very tasty snack but I have not seen them at any point since the time when I left Grixis. I do not understand why this is so! The levels of taste and nutrition of the bloodmite are very high and a bloodmite is not a difficult thing to make. I entered a Tesco store and looked in the many aisles but I could not find even a very small bloodmite. When I was upset and asked for help from an employee that person was very rude and only screamed and screamed. The manager was the next person to also be rude. She said to me that I could not be in the Tesco because I was not wearing any shoes and also held a dead bird in my mighty jaws. The bird was not dead at the time when I entered and it must have become that way at some point but I had not noticed. Both of these things are unhygienic is what she said. It was an embarrassing time!

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1 comment:

  1. It's like a spellshaper, in my mind. And I think you got the wording wrong. I think that if a token has abilities, there's no period seperating the abilities. So it would be phrased "token named bloodmite with [ability]" http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=130341

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