A Promising New Beginning

What better way to kick off this new blog than by talking about my weaknesses? I sure can't think of any. Any way to kick off my blog, that is. I can think of plenty of weaknesses. I even made a list:

1. Traps
2. Things that explode
3. Wheat products
4. Falling objects
5. Bright light
6. Electricity
7. Javelins
   
8. Dried strawberries

Seriously, those things are so addictive. But then they get my mouth all parched and I'm sick right now and they're probably not making my sore throat any better and they cost almost 1.5 times as much as a pack of cigarettes so I'm spending more on my strawberry habit than pack-a-day smokers.

Nice.