This is the first of what I fear might become a regular feature - a magic card I have made. Before your worry consumes you too, gaze upon it.
Fearsome, ain't he? For your info, Shardcrown was my attempt to make pirates that were blue in more than name. Y'see, pirates in magic, much like fish, are only blue because of their association with the sea. Flavor-wise, and sometimes even mechanic-wise, they haven't been very blue. It was an insult to both my Vorthos and Melvin sides and I set out to fix it.
By making a fake card.
1 day ago