My Kind of Achievements Part One

EDIT: Aw fuck, it's cropping my beautiful images. I'll see what I can do.
EDIT EDIT: Nothing, it seems. Just click on the images to see them full size.

I'm not sure you can do this, but it would kick all sorts of ass.

I'm good at this.

God damn it, Louis. Now is not the time.

It was extremely unpleasant.

AHAHAHAHAHAH

If you know what's good for you.

I don't actually own Left 4 Dead, but I've played it on my friends' X-box and am pleased to report that I am a cowardly shit and health miser. Get your own medkit!